Life is full of contradictions.
I'm not admitting it for myself but do you suffer from eye, brain, fingers disagreement syndrome that affects your typing? I'm sure there's an app for that, or a pill.
OK, I admit it, I have the syndrome but I don't have the app or for that.
The older I get, and I'm not saying I'm that old - OK, I am that old, the worse it gets. Sometimes the results are funny and sometimes not so much. Well, actually they are all funny but I wouldn't want anyone to see them - OK some people would like some of the slips but not the people who I might be writing to. And even though I am really good at proofreading - well, maybe not - I still sometimes let those little slips get by. Sometimes even sentences slip by. It's like my brain is trying to get me in trouble.
I'll bet you thought I was going to slip up in this blog entry. Well, I did but that's the way the syndrome rolls.